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Deadly Koala

jaclcfrost:

"why do you like floral prints so much" because i’m not a person. secretly i’m just a mass of bees. trying to blend in with humans. unable to let go of my love of flowers

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ratchetmessreturns:

Name the drug combo he’s on:

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metalgearslug:

dorkly:

The Craziest Fallout: New Vegas Easter Egg You’ll Ever See

Wow - can’t believe no one ever figured this out before. Can’t wait to try this for ourselves!

this video has an amazing quality curve, i just cant really explain

jaclcfrost:

how i deal with my feelings

  • never talk about them
  • barely acknowledge them
  • hope they go away
  • i don’t, basically
  • that’s what i’m saying
  • i do not deal with my feelings

striders:

last night my mom was like “you know what? you should go to law school, you’d be a great lawyer” and all i can picture is lawyer-me making fart noises with my mouth every time the opposing lawyer tries to talk

theminttu:

Madame de Fer

Hyped for Inquisition? hyped for Inquisition.



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Michael: Making my way downtown
Michael: Walking Fast
Trevor: FUCKING TOWNLEY
Michael: Walking faster

How about a gaint sign that just says don’t? You could hit people with it.

— Varric (via frompawntoqueen)

angrychickpea:

i find it funny that “i like big butts” has always been a well-liked song, but as soon as Nicki Minaj samples it and shows off her amazing ass in a video, suddenly OH MY GOD WHAT A SLUT PUT THAT AWAY

like, it’s okay for a guy to talk about how much he loves butts
but it’s not okay for women to love their own butts

funny how that works

kvotheunkvothe:

brodingershat:

That point in a piece of fanfiction where you can tell something embarrassing is about to happen so you start fucking around on tumblr because you’re a huge baby with a crippling overabudance of empathy.

I do this with every media I consume. I pause movies and have to walk around and prepare myself for second-hand embarrassment sometimes.

growley:

growley:

remember that one time i told mark sheppard i’d get whatever he replied to me with tattooed on my body

i got that tattoo tonight 

i met mark this weekend and the first thing he did was take a picture of me

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do u understand how much this means

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do u understand how much this means

(Source: fuckyeahlavernecox)

ontheimportanceofbabydragons:

On October first every year, my transformation begins.

I become Halloween.

My gender? Halloween.

My sexual preference? Halloween.

My romantic orientation? Also Halloween.

My pronouns are Halloween.

My special interest is Halloween.

I become.

I am.

Halloween is me.

hollyoakhill:

donc-desole:


meanwhile in livestream
Shit just got real in Westeros


This is why I can’t have nice things… or livestream while I work on WIPs.

This is much better than I ever could ask for! You go, Des! You go!

hollyoakhill:

donc-desole:

meanwhile in livestream

Shit just got real in Westeros

This is why I can’t have nice things… or livestream while I work on WIPs.

This is much better than I ever could ask for! You go, Des! You go!